Alfred: We rocked everyone’s collective socks off last night, ladies and gentlemen. I hold that when we are all awake, we are unstoppable!
Me: True dat! We owned like there was no tomorrow. And also like it was nobody’s business.
Alfred: And also like nobody was open for business tomorrow!
Me: We owned like tomorrow was a national holiday!
Alfred: Everyone Recuperating From Us Kicking Their Butts Day!
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