This website searches through all tweets posted and makes rhyming couplets out of them. Because of the automated nature of it, a lot of them are nonsensical, but there are some really wonderful ones in the mix, if you’re willing to sift through the rest.
Some enjoyable couplets that I came across:
decisions and plans i need pots and pans
Why did I wake up and why am I still awake? It’s Thursday, and tonight I need to bake a cake.
it’s raining so hard and I think that’s just great good things come to those who wait and wait and wait
even though you’re singing and thinking how well you’ve got it made, I just looked at this week’s calendar, and I’m very afraid.
I’m overwrought and so disgraced. And I’m too ashamed to show my face. Oh, and apparently The Government is more complex than Space.
what you said was:
"i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was:
"i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"